moonlandingwasfaked:

keysmashsound:

i wish i could fuckjng eat little seizures pizza.

proto-homo:

@any MCU movie:

verylostpenguin:

Are you ever reading a super over long pretentious book and just think. Wow. This man. knows a lot of words. but concise. is not one of them.

tami-taylors-hair:

Really? This broad can’t think of one time Jesus got in trouble with the law? Like, once? Where it maybe led to a pretty significant consequence? Not once? 

glorianas:

“I hate country music.”: eh

“I hate new country music because the genre has shifted from being retelling of folk tales and tales of the underprivileged working class of the American south and has now boiled down to bragging about your truck.”: absolutely

spacesocialist:

assassins creed odyssey making what is undoubtedly a ton of money off gay people buying the game to play as gay characters and then adding a dlc where your character ends up in a straight relationship and has a baby, unlocking the achievement “growing up” (lmao) no matter what choices you made is just *chefs kiss* video games

pt90:

1. not a single sketch in two months
2.

tilthat:

TIL that in his famous scene in ‘The Shining’, the crew made a fake door for Jack Nicholson to break through, but had to replace it with a real door as the fake one broke too quickly due to Jack previously being a Fire Marshall.

via reddit.com

adizzyninja:

I spent too long on this